(Source: hahasmokewheat, via stabs)

spooky-gloria-mott:

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

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(via joshpeck)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: stateofgraces, via gnarly)

actionables:

why is no one in love with me, I smell amazing and my hair is soft to touch

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

i feel smart that i get this

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

i feel smart that i get this

(Source: zero1infinity, via officialwhitegirls)

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy, via gnarly)

(Source: pomeranian2, via surprisebitch)

volcainist:

vanillish:

logging onto tumblr

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(via allteensrelate)

nitrobotprawns:

when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them

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(Source: flamebae, via gnarly)

chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

(via lubricates)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via fake-mermaid)